The Witching Hour

Happy Halloween!

Halloween

Advice

*If the crazy old man says leave, take his advice; what do you think made him crazy? *Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine. *Do not chase after the big monster trying to camcord it, you WILL die. *If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around. *As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

*Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out. *If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. *When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. *Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. *BELIEVE ALL URBAN LEGENDS *Just because you come in peace doesn't mean they do.